Category: General Jokes

Your boyfriend so fat he hasn’t seen his feet for 10 years

Young pandit ji use to go college with his monkey called hanumaan. After few years he had to go alone..Why becauce the monkey graduated

Your Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake – everybody gets a piece…

‘Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?’ * ‘I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months.’

Young girl goes 2 Dr wth mom. Girl-Medicl check up karana hai. Dr-sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao. Girl-mera nai,mummy ka. Dr-Mataji aap jibh dikhaiye

You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family.

yOUNG AND SEXY GIRL GOES TO DOCTOR WITH MOM.GIRL – CHECKUP KRANA HAI.DOCTOR – SARE KAPDE UTAR KE WAWHAN LET JAO.GIRL – MERA NAHI, MUMMY KA KRAWNA HAI.DOCTOR – MATAJI JEEBH DIKHAO. 🙂

You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!

You Star Wars friend so insanely poor that I walked into his house, asked to use the bathroom, and he handed me a shovel saying: ‘May the force be with you.’

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex No Why, don’t you like pizza !