Category: General Jokes

You Wife got more crack than harlem

You so short you have to look up to look down.

You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.

You so old you used to gang bang wid the Flintstones

You so piss poor…hold on, you don’t have a pot to piss in or even a window to throw it out of…

‘You should be ashamed,’ the father told his son, ‘When Abraham Lincoln was your age he used to walk ten miles everyday to get to school.’ ‘Really ‘ the kid said. ‘Well when he was your age, he was President.’

You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs.

you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.

You Postman so damn old his zip code is 00001.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.