Category: Indecent Jokes

Yo Mama Yo mama’s so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Virginity Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it’s gone forever!

U and the Pope do u know what’s the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it’s a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!!

Triplets or Twins I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

This Way Up Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

The Truth QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend? ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

Tampons whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?….they r all stuck up cunts!

Sheep Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

Sex, Drugs + Birthcontrol Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll Speed, weed and birthcontrol, lifes a bitch, then u die, so fuck the world lets get high..

Sex+drugs Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e’s,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!