Category: Indecent Jokes

Nutella I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.

NewsFlash *NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !

NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan…50,000 dead…U.S.A sending money, France sending food, Britain sending replacement paki’s!!!

My Roof? last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…. then I thought where the fuck is my roof??

Men like toilets Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantlt full of shit!

Mary’s Duck mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck

Mary’s Lambs Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they’re black and crispy.

Mary’s bike Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up her cunt

Mary’s bush Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

Mary Stinks Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark as charcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!