Category: Love Jokes

Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo Your innocence to a child But in stupidity you have no comparison You’re the best!

You can hug it when you’re in trouble You can cry on it when you’re in pain You can embrace it when you’re happy So when you need true love Buy a pillow

Who has invented the love? The poor, so they can fuck for free.

When an angel came to me, he asked: ‘What is your wish for tonight?’ I said ‘Please take care of the person who’s reading this message.’ Goodnight!

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Their was a couple for love, where the boy promised his girl that the heart is only dedicated to her not for any one. For Some years girl went for further studies when she returned after some years ago she saw his boy friend was with another girl. Immediately stopped him & questioned how he…

Roses are red violence are blue Someone like you belongs to the zoo!

Once’ two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games of chess to ass the time. They were doing this for some time’ when two more sardar friends dropped by. Seeing them play chess’ they said – Come on guys’ we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles

My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams!

Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.