Category: Marriage Jokes

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . Both Are Mistaken

WIFE:SUNA HAY KAY JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND KAY SATH WIFE KO NAHEEN REHNAY DETE HUSBAND:THEEK SUNA HAI.WIFE:AISA KYOUN?HUSBAND:ARAY PAGLI ISI LIAY TU USAY JANNAT KEHTE HEIN.

Wife:Jab me Gana Gati hu to Ap Balcony me kyu chale JateHo Husbnd:Taki Muhalle wale ye na smjhe ki Mai Tumhara Gala Daba rha hu

Wife: You changed after marriage. Husband: Ive told you that I am not interested in Married womans

Wife: where

Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.

Wife: Darling ! kuch saal Pehle figure Coke Bott;le Jesa Tha… Husband Jal Kar: Figure tu aaj Bhi Coke Jaisa he hy,.. Pehlay 12 Wali Bottle thi ab 60 wali

Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di

Wife to Husband :In the past monthyou’ve said ‘I Love You’ Three times -once to a Pizza,once to a sports team and once to your reflection.