Category: Marriage Jokes
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Marriage is very much like a
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
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MARRIAGE’ Is Nature’s Way Of
MARRIAGE’ Is Nature’s Way Of Preventing ‘PEOPLE’ From Fighting With ‘STRANGERS’ … ;->
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Marriage is not a word. It’s a
Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).
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Marriage is give and take. You’d
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus –
Marriage is a 3-ring circus – engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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Marriage – an institution in which
Marriage – an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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Marriage Advice Whenever you are
Marriage Advice Whenever you are wrong admit it Whenever you are right shut up
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Man; cut my hair short.Barber; how
Man; cut my hair short.Barber; how short?man; So short that my wife cannot pull them.
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I cant sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didnt knew u had a prescription.
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Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Man 1: I do not want to marry. Because I am afraid of all women. Man 2: Get marry soon. Then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving the rest