Category: Marriage Jokes

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

LOVE AND HONOUR YOUR PATNER, HELP AND GIVE SERVICE. BUT DO NOT BAHAVE LIKE A SLAVE.

Love and marriage Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. TV has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control. Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet. Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away…

I’ve known many, Liked not a few, Loved only one, I toast to you

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Intresting Fact but true…. Only Twenty Percent of man have Brains, Rest of them have…. WIFE….. NAMSTE

In Court Judge Said to Women: U R Realy Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha,Me Samjhi Mera shohar ghar dair se aaya hai

‘if Ur father iz Not RichDats Ur LuckButIf Ur Fathr-in-Law iz Not Rich dats Ur StupiditY'[HOPEFUL BACHELORZ ASSOCIATION]

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I’m looking for a loophole