Category: Marriage Jokes

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

Grl Friend v/s Wife gf..beauty wf..duty gf..pension wf..tension gf..yummy wf..vehmi gf..cool wf..fool gf..tooti fruity wf..kismat footi gf..fresh cake wf..Earthquake.

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: ‘Yes dear’

Girlfrnd: chand kitny hoty hain? Boyfrnd: 2, 1 Tum or 1 wo oper After Meriage Wife: Chand kitne hoty hain? Husband: Anni diye, Nazr nai anda 1 E honda aa..

Fried Eggs! A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitc..

For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Expensive Dress The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she ..

Evolution of Man: Without Marriage Spider Man On Marriage Day Super Man After Marriage Gentle Man If wife is beautiful then rest of life . . . . Watch Man