Category: Marriage Jokes

English girl A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the ..

Don’t marry the person you want to live with… Marry the one you cannnot live without… But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you.!!

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

Conveyance in heaven Three guys die and go to heaven. The first guy goes up to St. Peter, who says, ‘In all the years yo..

Congrats Letter Dear Joey, I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize mot..

Childless Couple There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who wo..

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. – Marion Smith

Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.

Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! dont even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance…