Category: Marriage Jokes

Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy!Santa: Make up your mind.

Arz Kiya Hai.Soch Samjah k na ki Jisne ShadiUsne Jivan Bigad Liya.Aur Chaturai se ki jisne ShadiUsne B Kya Ukhad Lia

Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements. Smart Father-in-Law : Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

After a few years I bacame father of a baby boy complicating the matter further. My son became the brother-in-law of my father!

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, ‘You know, I was a fool when I married you.’ The husband replied: ‘Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.’ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare…

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds.. A Cat came there and danced. Tiger asked who r u ? Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage…….

A recently fired stock trader said