Category: Marriage Jokes

Why do we all marry?Because romance is not the only element of life.We should also knowhorror,terror,suspense,irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too?? . . Bcoz . . Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! 😉

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

When a man holds a woman hands? When a man holds a womans hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

What is the advantage for unmarried people?? . . . . . Think! . . . . . . Haar maanì? . . . . . . . . . . . Wo bed k dono taraf se utar sakty hai 😉

What is Marriage? Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye 2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan 3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de 4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!

Wats the diff between Complete & Finished? If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

‘ve known many, Liked not a few, Loved only one, I toast to you.

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!

To the Bride and Groom – may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out