Category: Marriage Jokes

To the NewlyWeds: May ‘for better or worse’ be far better than worse.

To our wives and lovers…may they never meet!

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage …Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To my wife…my bride…my joy

This is Heaven This old man and old woman (husband and wife) die and go to heaven. There, St. Peter gives them the ..

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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. – James Holt McGavran

There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again. – Clint Eastwood

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels. Her explanation – ‘If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.’ Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with…

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married – now he is going through Hell!!!