Category: Marriage Jokes

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight. Some join army, others get married … ;-

The most effective way 2 remember ur wifes birthday is 2 forget it once.

The Inheritence Rahul’s grandfather left him Rs 10 million, and the next week Maria agreed to marry him. After th..

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage – And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

Stupid Questions Below are questions that people ‘actually asked’ of Park Rangers around the country, proving once ag..

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

So many options for suicide:Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,but we chose Marriage, slow sure!