Category: Pathan Jokes

Yoga Teacher Pathan se… ‘Batao Sab se ziyada sukoon kab milta hai?’ Pathan: Ary o Khocha! Potty k Baad.

Women’s day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha: ‘Aapko pata hai aaj Women’s Day hai?’ Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai. Pathan Husband: Kab Se? Wife: 8 din Se. Pathan: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? Wo To Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga.

Wife: main jb pooriyan banati hun toh phle poori kharb banti hai. Pathan: O kocha tm pehla poori banaya hi na karo. 🙂 😐 😀

WiFE: Aap buhAt Mote hO gAe hO.. PAthAn: TuM Bhi to KitNi Moti hO gAi hO.. WiFE: MAiN MaA bAnnE wALi hu.. PAthAn: MAiN Bhi to BAAp bAnnE wALA huN… =P ;->

Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho. Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho. Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon. Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

Wht will a ?DRINK? calld if it is made by Pthan, < < Socho. . < < Nahi < < Let Me tell u < < < ?Khocha kola?

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy.. Khan: To phir..? Waiter: 20 Rs to hon.. Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

Waiter: Khan Sahab, 10 Rupay Tip to meri Insult Hai. Khan: To Phir? Waiter: 20 Rs to Hon. Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta. 🙂

ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay? pathan (4) ustaad sahabash un k naam batao pathan: mashrik, maghrib, shumal, junoob.