Category: Pathan Jokes

Pliceman: Tum ne faqeer kiu mara? Pathan: Hum ne ise kayi baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai, Phir bhi ye bolta hai ‘Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga..’

PhAtAn: YaR mUjE bOhAt aFsOs hAi . . AdMi: TuJe KiS bAaT kA aFsOs hAi? . . PhAtAn: IsI bAaT kA aFsOs hAi k,mUjE nAi pAtA K kIs bAaT kA aFsOs hAi …=P;->

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi. Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga. Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat ‘Happy’ hour se kese kru?

Phatan: Sir ap k bathroom me shower se nahaney ka bohat maza aya Major Rohail: Shower..? Phatan: Sir ap ko shower thora uppar kr k lgwana chaheye. Major Rohail: Oy Khan wo shower nhi ‘Muslim Shower’ hy.

Phatan train me su su kr k aya BV: Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy? Phatan: Toilet mein likha hy ‘Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale’.

Phatan: Aaj mene Rs.5000 ka Easyload krvaya, aur sab dosto/family ko SMS kr dye. Major Rohail: Kyu? Phatan: O G sunna hy ab SMS per 20 pyse Tax lagne wala hy.

Phatan Hardware ki Shop se khirkiyan laya aur computer per fix krne laga Kyu..? Kyu k kisi ne Phatan ko kaha tha k computer main New Windows Install kro.

Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara: Logo ne pocha kyou? Phatan: Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo.

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha: Bata teri aakhri khuwaish kya hai? . . . . . . . . . . Pathan: Bus Karachi mein 1 khud kush hamla krny do…

PhAtAn bAnK LoOTnE gYa wAhAN gUn dEkHa kAr sArA PaIsA LoOT lIyA…… PeR Us k HaTh kUcH nAi aYa… Q k SArE pAiSe uS Ne mAnAgeR KO dIyE aUr kAhA,’sArE pAiSE mErE AccOuNt mEiN JaMa kAr dO’ …=P;->