Category: Pathan Jokes

Petrol rate barhne par ‘PATHAN’ bola ‘ham ko koi fark ni parta petrol 66 ka ho ya 77 ka . . . . . Hum pehle b 100 ka dalwata tha or ab bhi 100 ka hi dalwata hy!

Peshawar ki Police ka bhi jawab nahi hai…. 1 Pathan talaab main Nahaa raha tha, Police wala kehta hai: Chal Oye! bahar aa kar kapray pehan.. Teri Talaashi leni hai…

Pathan’s Friend: What is call girl? Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.

Pathan’s wife bought a beautiful sweater 4 her husband… She sent it to him by parcel along wid a note… Tht said ‘d buttons of d sweatr r removd since they were too heavy & added to d postage. U’ll find ’em in d rite hand pocket of d sweater…’ ;->

Pathan’s Wife: Main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi hon, Tum mujhe ek Spinner kyon nahi dila detay? Next day Pathan SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaya.

Pathans Are Fools Lets See; 1. A Fool Cant Make An Itomic Bomb; Abdul Qadir Khan Did It. 2.A Fool Cant Win Da World Cups; Imran Khan & Yunas Khan Did It! 3. A Fool Cant Fly A Jet; Saba Khan:) Being Da First Female Pilot In Da Pakstan Air Force, Did It! 3.A Fool…

Pathans Are Fools? Lets See; 1. A Fool Cant Make An Itomic Bomb; Abdul Qadir Khan Did It. 2.A Fool Cant Win Da World Cups; Imran Khan & Yunas Khan Did It! 3. A Fool Cant Fly A Jet; Saba Khan:) Being Da First Female Pilot In Da Pakstan Air Force, Did It! 3.A Fool…

Pathan1:Tum bike itni taiz kyun chala rahay ho? Pathan2:Ye khat urgent daina hai. Pathan1:Kahan? Pathan2:Addres parhnay ka time nahi hai. Pthan1:ok go fast.

Pathano ne Eid k Baad 5 Waqt Namaz b Saudia k Sath Parhne ka Faisla kia hai. Nai Timings ye hongi: Fajar: Suba 8 baje Zohar: Sepeher 4 baje Asar: Sham 7 baje Maghrib: Raat 10 Baje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai) Isha: Raat 1 baje.

Pathan:sardar g se yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi. Sardar g:o g khan sahab ki banaya aay . . . . . . . Naswar Gosht:;-)