Category: Pathan Jokes

Pathan:tumhain pata hai k chaina k log chai(tea) nhi petay Sardar:ghaday china k tea tu famous hai Pathan:un ki country ka naam kia hai CHai-NA

Pathan:Yar aj tabyat thik nahi, Har chez double nazar arahi hai. Sardar:(1000 ka note agay kartay hoe)Ye lay wo 2000 jo last wk main ne lye thay

Pathan’s father gave him a gun,on wedding night & said.fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not.Pathan fired in air 1st nite&shot her on 2nd nite;-)

PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon’Moon is important than SUNbcz Moon gives light in nightwhen light is neededbut SUN gives light in daywhen light is not needed!’

Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote molvi:logo se mukke or laat khao or gussa pee jao roza nai tote ga.;-)

Pathan:Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega Dr: 5 laakh.Pathan: Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to

Pathan: Ye lo 32 Rupaya tumhara Haq Mehar, Ab mujhe kuch karne ki ijaazat do, Dulhan: Tumse meri shadi hui hai, is liye 32 Rupay le rahi hon, Warna 2000 se kam nahi leti.

Pathan: You cheated with me. Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai. Pathan: No.. Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

Pathan:Dr apne kaha tha k subha uth k koi game kehlne se sehat achi rhti hai Pr mughe koi farq nhi para. Doctor:Konsa game khelte the??? Pathan:Mobile pe snake wala…