Category: Pathan Jokes

Pathan:dr sahab meray betay ne chabi nigal li hai. Dr:Kab? Khan:3 months pehlay Dr:Tm abi tak kia kr rhy thy? Pthan:Hum duplicate chabi use kr rhay thay..:-)

Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Hahahaha Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga… =P ;->

Pathan: Ye ‘Aaho’ Kon Log Kehte Hain? Punjabi: Ye Jahil Log Kehte Hain. Pathan: Tum to Parhe Likhe ho Na? Punjabi: ‘Aaho’ 🙂

Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen? Shopkeeper: Acha card hai? Pathan: Kaun sa card? Shopkeeper: Memory card. Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai.

Pathan: Yara Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Songs Dal do… Dukandar: Memory Card Hai. Pathan: wo to nahi hai Shnaakhti Card dun kia. :

Pathan: Yar me 20/20 match ki shart har gya. Major Rohail: Wo kese? Pathan: Shart lagi thi k 20/20 match me team 6 GOAL kr ge. Team ne 1 b GOAL nhi kya srf RUN bnate rhi.

Pathan: Yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe ghar lena hy kya karo? Dost: To bank se loan le lo Pathan: Loan to le lo magar hmko sirf cotton pehannay ki adat hy.. ;->

Pathan: yar zara toothbrush dena Mere brush ka ek baal toot gya hai, DUKANDAR: ek baal toota hai? to nya Q le rhe ho bhai? Pathan: jo toota hai wo akhri tha

Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai. Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab? Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain, ‘Battery Low’ k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai.

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai Dost: Kyun khan sahab? Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai…=P;->