Category: Pathan Jokes

Pathan: Yahan per sab travel agency fazool hn. Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Sahab? Pathan: Sab Agencies sirf HAJJ karva rhe hain. Per Hum ne HAJJ-E-AKBER krna hy.

Pathan: Yar kal aba ny boht mara.. . 2nd pathan: Kyun . 1st pathan: Pta nai me ny to bs itna pocha tha …KAMINEY… film dekhny chalen

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2nd Pathan: Kyon? 1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi, Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha, ‘Kaminey’ Film Dekhne Chalen. 🙂

Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya. Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga. Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.

Pathan: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Pathan, “May” I Go To The Bathroom? Pathan: But I Asked 1st.

Pathan: Yaar aaj maine apni bivi ko kisi aur k sath cinema jatay hue dekha. Dost: To un k pechay kyun nahi gae. Pathan: Yar maine wo film 4 dafa dekhi hoe thi.

Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay? 2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata.. 1st: Acha! To Phir Ye Lo, Anda Khao..!!

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya. Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga. Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko.

Pathan: Yaar KFC kab CLOSE hoat hai? Major Rohail: KFC is open 24 hours. Pathan: Purana time ya Neya time??

Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai, Kya karun? Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta! Pathan: Yaar le to lun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai. 🙂