Category: Pathan Jokes

Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Ha ha ha ha! Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga… 🙂

Pathan: Tanki saaf krne Chhat par gaya Tanki par qawwa bethawa tha. Pathan jaldi se nechay utra or seerhi hata di. Aur bola: Beta mai to utar gaya to kese aaye ga???

PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA. PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di. Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->

Pathan: Station jane k kitne logay.? Ricksha wala: 50. Pathan: 20 le lo.. Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le k jayega.. Pathan: Tum peche betho hum le k jayega…..

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Pathan: O Yara! Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai? Aadmi: 28000 Ka. Pathan Hairaan Ho Kar: Camera Wala Hai? 🙂

Pathan: Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,, Shopkeeper! G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,, PATHAN: Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He DANDRUFF FREE..

Pathan: P C O kidhar hai. Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya. Pathan P C O me gaya, jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya. Aadmi ne poocha ‘jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae’ Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo…

Pathan: Raat Mujhe ek Aadmi ne Chaqu dikha kar loot liya: Frend: Lekin tere paas to humesha Gun hoti hai. Pathan: Woh maine Chhupa di thi, Warna woh bhi le jata.

Pathan: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra DikhaoSalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Dun.. Pathan: kocha. Hawai Jahaz Mein Jane Ka kia Zarurat Hai, Yahin pe Dikha Do…