Category: Pathan Jokes

Pathan: Nothing Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai? Teacher: Kuch Nahin. . . . Pathan: Aisa Nahin ho Sakta, Jab Word Banaya Hai to Kuch To Matlab Hoga He. 🙂

Pathan: mjeh 4 bjay jaga dena. Naukr:lekn mjeh to time dekhna nhi ata. Pathan:o yara tm jaga dena time mai khud dekh lega.

Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay? Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao. Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.

Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band karny par bhi dikhai deta hai. Friend: Acha! Kya dikhai daita hay? . . . . Pathan: ANDHERA!

Pathan: Munnay ki sunat krwani hy card English mai hy kaise likwaon? BV: We heartly invite U on cutting ceremony of fucking instrument of our son Kindly Join us!!

Pathan: My son has eat the key.Doctor: When Pathan: 3 months beforeDoctor: what are you doing till now Pathan: I using duplicate key.

Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se?? Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki. Pathan: To phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha ‘1 miss call’?

Pathan: Mere Mohale wale bohat Kanjoos hy. Major Rohail: Kyu? Pathan: Sab ne 14 August manaey Pr Kisi ek ne b hamare ghar Qurbani ka Gosht nhi bheja.

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. Dost: Kiun? Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

Pathan: Meri aulaad nhi hoti Dost: Aap mazaar pe dua kro NEXT YEAR Dost: Kya howa? Pathan: Nhi howi Dost: Konsy maazar pe gaye thy? Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe