Category: Pathan Jokes

Pathan: Mera ghar ground floor pr hai, Lift se upper aa jana. Major Rohail: Ground floor pr hy to lift kyu? Pathan: Pehle 2 floors pr parking hy, us k upper mera ghar hy.

Pathan: Mai Ullu kharedne gya par Nhe khareed ska. Major Rohail: Kyu? Qeemat zeada tha ya Ullu pasand nhe aya? Pathan: Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya.

Pathan: Main 1 baar nahaya tha to pani 5meel(miles) door tak phail gaya tha… Friend: Yar to kya tum 1 mahine baad nahaye thay? Pathan: Nahi, main chalti train main nahaya tha.

Pathan: Me N Khat Likha Tha K Mri Shadi Pr Ana. Tm Q Nh Ay. 2nd Pathan: Mje Khat Mila He Nhi 1st Pathan: Me Ne Likha Tha K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tm Zaror Ana.

Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye. 2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi. 1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.

Pathan: mai tmry liya sub kuch chor dunga Girl: Ammi abu Pathan: yes Girl: frndz Pathan: yes Grl: Naswar? Pathan: BAJI CHALTI PHIRTI NAZAR AAO.

Pathan: Mai Office Janay se Pehly Apni Biwi ko Pappi Karta Hon. Dost: Main Tere jany k Baad Teri Biwi ko Pappi Karta Hon. Pathan: Ha Ha Ha. Pehly to Main Karta Hon Na.

Pathan: Khuda ka Shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Aazad nahi hua. Dost (Hairaan hoty huye): Q? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kese manatay?

Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha. Jazbati ho kar kehne laga, Khudkushi Haram hai, Zulm hai, Gunah hai, Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de…

Pathan: Kya tumhare mobile main paise hain? Admi: Haan hain. Pathan: To 2 ?chai? hi mangwa lo.