Category: Pathan Jokes

Two Words Joke… . . . . . . . . . . . . . Intelligent Pathan.

Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu parri? Pathan: Us ke seat k niche meri pani ke bottle parri thi. Mei ne bas itna kaha K Tange uthao apna pani nikalna hy.

Translate into english. ‘wo meri nawasi hai’. Pathan: ‘She is my Eighty Nine’.

Train mein Punjabi apni wife say: Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala Pathan:wao wao wao wao!!!

Train chal parri 2 pathan train k peche bhage Ek phatan train par char gaya Logo ne tareef ki. Pathan bola: ‘O sh!t jis ne jana tha wo peche reh gaya me to chorne aya tha.’

TEACHER:WHAT IZ CALL GIRL? PHATAN:KHOCHA JAB AP KISI KO CALL KARTA HAI,TAB EK LARKI CALL PER BOLTI HAI K AP KA BLNCE NA KAFI HAI,US KO CALL GIRL BOLTE HAIN.

Teacher:Koi 1 story sunao with Moral . pathan:1 Din Hm un k Ghar gae Wo Soye hoe thy Pir 1 Din wo Hmare Ghar Aye Hm Soye hoe thy . . Moral:Jesa kroge Wesa bharoge

Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena? Pathan soch main Gumm… After some time, Pathan Answered: John Cena!!!

Teacher: What is meant by ‘I MISS YOU’ . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai ‘Mein Tumhari Miss Hon!’

Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it. Teacher: Why? Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.