Category: Pathan Jokes

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Teacher: ‘Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai’ Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai?? Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai…

teacher: ‘sara sub larkon se baat krti hai’ btao is sentence mai sara kya hai.?? Pathan Students: sir sara BIGAIRAT hai..

Teacher: ‘Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain’? Pathan: ‘Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen’!

Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi, Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega, Har cheez fana ho jayegi. Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?

Teacher: Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai Pathan (bohat soch k): Dekho madam, Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai, Magar Radio mein nahi

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha? Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha t

Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai? Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe…:-)

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti … Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->

Teacher: ‘ITTEFAAQ’ ka jumla banao. Pathan Student: Jis din meray Baap Shadi tha, ITTEFAQ se usi din meri MAA ka bhi Shadi tha. 🙂