Category: Pathan Jokes

Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense. Pathan: The future tense is u will go to jail.

Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho? Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K, Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. 🙂

Teacher: Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein Pathan Student: ji 3 hein.1. Quaid-e-Azam2. Sikandar-e-Azamaur3. Mera chachaHaji Azam:-)

Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen Pathan:four Teacher: Kaun Se Pathan: 1. Quaid-e-Azam 2. Sikandar-e-Azam 3. Mughal-e-Azam aur 4. Mera Chacha Gul Azam.

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain? Pathan: Eagle. Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to? Pathan: Illegal. 🙂

Teacher: Bary ho kar kya bano gay? Pathan: Mera Baap kehta hai k Jitna Marzi Parh Lo, Woh nahi ban saktay jo chahtay ho.. Teacher: Tum kya banna chahtay ho? Pathan: ‘LADY DOCTOR’

Teacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai? Pathan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao Pathan soch mai…Pathan replied…..Al andruni…!

Teacher: ‘Al-Bairooni’ k Baap ka Naam batao. Pathan bohat soch kar bola: ‘Al-Androoni’

Teacher: ’3 idiots’ film dekhnay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? Pathan: Miss yehi ke engineering par kar bhi medical ki bachi pasai ja sakti hai… Miss: shut up and get out Memon: miss mai batao Miss: very good batao. Memon: Miss college ke first day underwear zuroor pehanna chahiay. Miss: u also get…