Category: Pathan Jokes

Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai…=P;-)

Teacher to Pathan: Translate ‘Khushi Se Mera Seena Phool Gaya.’ . . . . Pathan: Due to Happiness My Chest Became Breast. 🙂

Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born? Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua Teacher: Spell It. Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. 🙂

Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice. Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara, She will become Lara Lara…. Bolo Tararara

Teacher To Pathan:

Teacher to Pathan Student: What is meant by ‘ I MISS YOU ‘ Pathan: is ka matlab hai: ‘Main Tumhari Miss hon.’

Teacher to Pathan: 10 Fruits k Naam Batao? Pathan: 5 Amrood 5 Aanar. 🙂

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao. Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai?

Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya? Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola: Hawa Main. 🙂

Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki? PATHAN : Wo Hospital Men Peda Huwe oR School Men Taleem Hasil Ki, 😉