Category: Pathan Jokes

Teacher pathan Sy: Qatil kisy kehty hen? Pathan: Pta nahi.! Teacher: Agr tum apny bap ka Qtl kr do to tum kia kehlao gy…? Pathan : “Yateem”…

Teacher asked Pathan, ‘If U dial 51 then what will happen. ‘ .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . . Pathan: ‘Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear.!’ ;->

Teacher : ALLAH Ne ‘PAIT’ Q Banaya Hy. ….Pathan :SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye…

Te.cher: what is meant by ‘ I MISS YOU ‘ Pathan: is ka matlab hai ‘ me tumhari miss hon’.

T20 2010 world cup final result Australia Vs England Australia won the toss & decided to bat 1st Aus (195/5 in 20 Overs) Eng (181/10 in 19.2 Overs) Australia Won Mubarak ho Peshawar mai match nazar aa gaya.

Surveys by 1.Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth.these people cant be defeat by force. 2. By American General in 2004, we are fighting a meaning less war against the rocks. 3. By indian General in 1965, If there was no NWFP province in pakistan. I am…

sok swazegi pa angar da toro zulfo, pa cha har wakht v bahar da toro zulfo, sok da zulfo pa arman khawry eery she, sok masruf di pa singar da toro zulfo, zra ba de pa har sa bande poh ki, che zakhmi v pa guzaar da toro zulfo, dasy na wam laka os che…

Sindhi: Hum education mein peechay hain Punjabi: Hum Jobs mein peechay hain Balochi: Hum modernism mein peechay hain Pathan: Hum jaan bojh k peechay hain.

SHER KHAN se oskay dost ne pucha:yar sher khan tu ne apni company ka naam LION KHAN COMPANY Q RAKHA? SHER KHAN: yar TUMNE ANGREZI KAHAWAT NHI SUNI K… ‘A MAN IS KNOWN BY THE COMPANY HE KEEPS!’ ISI LIYE MENE APNI COMPANY KA NAAM ‘LION KHAN COMPANY’ RAKHA HAY TA K LOG PEHCHAN LE…

Shahid Afridi ne semi final main Kallis ko kiss kar k ye sabit kr diya FARAZ! K Pathan Pitch per bhi Harami Pan kar sakta hai!