Category: Pathan Jokes

SARDAR: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:)

Sardar: Agr naryal k perh pe char jaon tu kia engineering college ki larkian dikhen gi Pathan: Han! Aur hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi dikh jain gi

Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi? Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega, To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayengi. 🙂

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega. Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom. Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna. Pathan: Thanks Yara..

Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don. Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.

Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola: Bohat Khubsurat Hai. Kitne Maah Ka Hai? Pathan Gussey Me Bola: Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. 🙂

Samajhne ki Koshish karo. Mujhe Tang Mat Karo. Mujhe Akela Chhor Do. Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka. Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok? Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha. 🙂

Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye? Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye? Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par…

Reporter: Friends of Pakistan ne Sawat/Malakand main mutasaren k liye Karoron dollar dye hain. Phatan: Sab jhoot hai hame to Ek bhi Dollar nhi mila sirf Pakstani Rupee mele hy.

Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya. Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.