Category: Pathan Jokes

Question: What is the extreme Height of Stupidity, Answer: Two Pathans sitting in the Rickshaw and Fighting for Window Seat.

Question: Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezen same hain? Answer: Dono Bachpan main Khob Soorat hotay hain, aur Baray ho kar Transport ka kaam karte hain.

Question: Dunia main agar light nahi hoti to T.V kaisey dekhtey???? Pathan: Mom-Batti jala k.

Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows? Pathan: Liquid state. Audience: clapped. Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience,All were pathan.

Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui, Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue?? Q? Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?

QATIL: Try Krna Umar Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho. Pathan Lawyer: Don’t Worry. After Court: QATIL: Kia hua? Pathan: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!

POLIO Team Darwazay par aai: Pathan: Bandooq aur Kartoos kahan hain? Polio Team bhagi… Peache se Pathan ne Aawaaz di: Ruko Ye to Hamaray Bachon k Naam hain.

Polio team; Darwaze par Bachey hain? Pathan; Beta pistal aur cartoos lay ao. Polio team bhagte huwey pichey say awaz aiee, tehro ye mere bacho k name hain…!

Policeman: Tum Ne Beech Road Pe Bus Q Rok Di? Pathan: Hum Shehr Me Naya Aya Hy Mgr Qanoon Nhi Torta, Wo Samne Dkho Likha Hy ‘Bus Stop’ Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->

Police : Tmara Dost Kese Mara? Pathan : Pta Nhi, Wo Bola ‘ Mere Pait Mai Chuhe Kood Rhe Hai ‘. ‘ To Meine Use Chuhe Maarne Ki DAWA Khila Di… :p ;->