Category: Politics Jokes

Gabbar Singh: Arey 0 ZARDARI ! Benazir ki barsi mai Kitney Aadmi Thay . ZARDARI: Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Main t0 Aaurtain Gin Raha Tha..

Federal politicians are still barred from spamming an electorate in one hit. But they can now text up to 7000 constituents, or almost 10 per cent of their electorate, over three years.

Elahi ajj ye farman likh de, har khushi mere dost ke naam likh de, agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiey, to us pay asif zardari ka nam likh de..

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Do parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay, Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye, 1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho 2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto’Dard-e-bhutto’Dard-e-bhutto’Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,hui thi wo election main khari,,na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere’Dard-e-Bhutto”Dard-e-Bhutto’

Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions – it only guarantees equality of opportunity.