Category: Politics Jokes

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

‘An information notice by the GLA reveals plans for e-voting using the internet, telephone, mobile phone, text messaging, e-voting booths and digital TV. The plans also include electronic counting systems for manual paper votes.’

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

AMERICAN: Hmary 1 admi k 2no hath nhi thy Hmny us k hath lgay. Aj wo boxing chmpion hy . RUSSIAN: Hmary 1 admi ki 2no legs nhi thi, hmny us ki legs lgai. Aj wo race chmpion hy . . PAKISTANI: Read More…

AMERICA: Passing the Blame We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. W..

Aishwaria OR Katrina court me case lar rahin thi,K zyada make up kon krti hai Dono hi case har gai OR 1 dosre se pochne lgiYar ye sheri Rehman kon hai..

Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda, Tere Dil Wich Rehn Nu G Karda, Khushian De K Tenu Tere Dard Sehn Nu G Karda, Rab Jane Tera Mera Ki Rishta, Bas Tenu Apna Kehn Nu G Karda……

Aj sy 10 saal pehlayPooray Mohalay main sirf Nazim Sahib k Ghar Phone tha,or sirf Aik PCO thaMohalay k saary LARKON ki Nazim ki Beti se dosti thi.Aur ab!Her larky k pas Mobile hy, her aik ki apni apni grl Friend hyFarq tu para hy.Farq parta hy Sahi qayadat sySahi faisle sy.’Geo Musharaf’

Aik tha azam, Jes se nekla qaid-e-azam, Qaid-e-azam ne khaya paan, Jes se nekla Pakistan, Pakistan ki gali gali, Jes se nekla liqat ali, liqat ali k barhey baal, Jes se nekla alama iqbal, alama iqbal ne kaha kaha haq, Jes se nekla zia-ul-haq, Zia-ul-haq ko lagi kansi, Jes se lagi bato ko phaansi, Bato…