Category: Politics Jokes

Agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye tophir kon bach jayega —- —PAKISTAN

Aetzaz Ahsan Found A Jin Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa Aetzaz : Foran Judges Ko Bahaal Kerwao !!! Jin : Aaqa Hukm Do , Chawalian Na Maro ;->

AdaLat mAi kUcH PoLiTiCaL qAiDi tHAy JiN kO bGaIr wAjA k pAkRa hUa tHa.. SaB aRaM sE bEtHy tHAy k sHoR pEdA hUa aUr AnGrAiZ jUdGe AayA.. TaMaM kHaRe hO gAyE bUt 1 bA-rOuB shAKs kUrSi Pe bEtHa rAhA.. JudgE nE gUsE sE uS sE kUrSi cHeN’nE kA oRdEr dIA. UnHu nE khUd kUrSi utHA…

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey, (Zardari)hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,Ab new quomi taranaMusharraf sir zameen shad baad,Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,Arz-e-Musharafstan,Shad bad opposition sari barbad,Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,Qoum mulk saltant,choudhry paindabad,shad baad,shukat aziz mulk say farar,parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,Khun main runga sara saal,Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

A politician will do anything to keep his job even become a patriot.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.