Category: Politics Jokes

‘The Best Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Love And Who Love You, Who Invoke God’s Blessings Upon You And You Invoke His Blessings Upon Them, And The Worst Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Hate And Who Hate You And Whom You Curse And Who Curse You’ Muslim (We can see in…

Teacher Pathan Sy:Qatil kisay kehtay hain?Pathan:Pata nahi..?Teacher:Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay…?Pathan: ‘ZARDARI’

Tamam hazraat se guzarish hai k apni Aurton or bachon ko aaj kal tv se door rakhain kyun ke ‘MUSHARRAF’ kisi bhi waqt vardi utar sakta hai

Talash-e-Gumshuda Naam: Chaudary Shujaat Hussain Bolnay aur dekhnay say maazoor hai Zehni tawazun durust nahi Apna naam Quaid-e-Azam batata hai 18 February ki shaam kala chashma pehnay cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha Jis ko milay is patay par rabta karay: Chaudhry Azaam-e-Elahi (ex-CM bhooka nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opp. Corruption Factory Horse trading bazar,…

Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya, itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya, socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi, salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

sitam dhane ki hadd hoti hai, paas na aane ki -rooth jane ki hadd hoti hai, ek SMS toh kar de zalim… paise bachani ki bhi hadd hoti hai……

Shiri Rehman Farmati Hain Zardari Hazir Hay Jurm Ki Saza Pane Ko Koi Jote Se Na Mare Mere Deewane Ko

Sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much girl: 500 on bed200 on sofaand 100 on grass.sheikh ok 500..girl:wow on bed sheikh:no on grass five times.

Run Mr Taliban Song Sung to the tune of ‘Day-O’ (The Banana Boat Song) Day-O…oh Day-O, Air force come and they fla..