Category: Politics Jokes

Play the real ‘COUNTER STRIKE’: For the First time in Pakistan! Free for all.. Just load your weapons, get on the streets & connect to the server ‘MQM’ No police/rangers to attack or arrest u. All cheat codes activated!! This offer is only valid 4 Karachi.

Peechey chaltey they rahbar kesey ? Aek pathar they ab guher kesey ? Qom ney chun liya hamein nahaq Aek mujrim they ab sadar kesey ? By Ismat Alavi

Parliment House K Samnay Do Insaan Sir Jhukaye Insaaf Ki Talash Me Bethay Hain, Un Me Se Ek Musharaf Hai Dosra Kon Hoga? ‘FARAZ’

‘Pakistan’s Elite Was Not Interested In Rescuing Flood Victims, Everybody Was Just Trying To ‘Ve Snaps With Me, Even PM Called His Family From Lahore On Govt Expenses For Photo Session. I Was Suprised To See Dining Table Full Of Expensive Items’… Anglina Jullie’s Report To U.N.

Pakistan Post Office ne PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ki tasveer waalay STAMP jaari ker diye…! Awaam pareeshan hai, k THOOK kis taraf lagaai jaey!

Pakistan means in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A =  Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity  

P o l i t i c i a n … One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections And Your Confidence After … ;->

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! ‘The return of phoolan devi’, Directed by Condi Rice, Scripted in London & Produced by GHQ. Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto), Character Actor:Musharraf Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel. Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie, Dancer: Sherry, Music: MQM & Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti. Y cz they belived in ‘FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT’