Category: Politics Jokes

Naya Saal Hum Manaye n Kaise Wo Khushiya n Wo Dil Laye n Kaise Kuch Sapne Aise Hain Jin Ki Tabeer Na Milegi Naye Saal Me Hum ko Benazir Na milegi :-

mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,na kar paya kuch b bush,jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,kyun na hon Pakistani khush

More and more of our imports come from overseas.

mein shohrat ka talib naheen,mein protocole ka talib naheen,mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,’Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha’

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers of wisdom.

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

Law Teacher: America mein Dog ko marny per 2 saal Qeid hoti hy, . Student: Ye to kuch B nai hy Pakistan mein us ka Mazaq urany par 14 saal qeid ho skti hy.

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