Category: Politics Jokes

Kuch Rishtey Uparwaala Banaata hai, Kuch Rishte Log Banaate hain, Par wo, log Bahut Khaas Hote hain, Jo Bina Rishte ke Koi Rishta Nibhate hain….

Kuch din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein Azan sey pehley hee uth jata hoon,Farq to parta hai,’Geo Zardari’ tu ein nirri…

Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga arz kia hai Kon kehta hai maut ai to marr jaunga Main to maulvi Abdul Aziz hun, ‘Burkhey’ main nikal jaunga 😀

keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k

Keeklee kaleer di, Pent mere Veer di, Shirt paa munir di, Coat mere paee da, Landay toh lyaee da, Fit vee kraee da, Dhobi kolon tuvaee da, Sent shent Laee da, Shokhi naal paee da, BaBu ban jaee da, Fittay Moonh Mehngaee Da…te nalay bhutto de jwaai da.

Judges, Aur Qadeer Khan Sahib ka masla hal karna achchee baat hai,laikin hamari soch iss sey bard kar honee chahiye, Kaheen aisa to naheen k hum kissi aur Musharaf ko Dawat dey Rahey hein… Musharaf sey jo Ghunah huye wo to apni jagah laikin meri yeh tajweez hai k ‘Khudara iss Mulk ko Sahi Manoon…

Jo nishane pe lag jaye usey ‘TEER’kehte hain>—->Jo dil me utar jaye usey ‘TASVEER’ kehte hain,Mil jai jo sacha rahnuma to usey jamhuriat ki ‘Taqdir’ kehte hain,Or Jo bomb se bhi na maray usay ‘BENAZIR’ Kehte hain 🙂 Geo ‘BENAZIR’

Jis insan ne Apni Biwi ko Baghair kisi Qasoor k Qatal kia, wo Qayamat k Roz Dozakh may Mere sath Kandhay se Kandha Mila kar Khara hoga. . (Asif Ali Zardari)

Jab koi aam insan marta hy tu uski kabar per likha jata hy Akhri Araam gaah When musharaf will die it will be written asAKHRI HARAM ZADA….!

jaatey jaatey wo mujh par ehsan kar ghayee,insurance policy sey jeena aasan kar ghayeeaur apni marzi sey badalta hoon jamhuriat k gear,yun lagta hai naam merey Pakistan kar ghayee(thoughts of mr.zardari)sorry zardari g public demand hai kya karein