Category: Politics Jokes

It Was Asked In A Paper What is POLiTiCS 4 A Student Answered iT POLiTiCS is a Combination of POLI = Many & TiCS = BLoodSucKers Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho ;->

Indian politician An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for ..

In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

If Jayalalita Winsin the Next Electionand Becomes theCM again,What would thePublic say.???

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

I M Holding On Ur Rope Got Me Ten Feet Off The Ground And I M Hearing What U Say But I Just Can’t Make A Sound U Tel Me That U Need Me Then U Go And Cut Me Down But Wait… U Tel Me That Ur Sory Didn’t Think Id Turn Around And…

I don’t make jokes.I just watch the government and report the facts.