Category: Rajinikanth Jokes

Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang? the gangster dies?

Rajnikant is lovin’ it! ? Macdonald’s new tagline

Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!

Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall,…

Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.

Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. 😉

Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!

Rajnikant first takes Gold Medal and then starts the race

Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.