Category: Rajinikanth Jokes
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The world will not end in 2012,
The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
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the tallest building in Chennai and
the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
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The statement ‘nobody can cheat
The statement ‘nobody can cheat death’, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
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The square root of Rajanikanth is
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
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The Sardarji Association has
The Sardarji Association has decided to donate one hundred billion dollars to Rajanikant as a token of thanks for shifting people’s focus away from them!!
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The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one
The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her? and now she’s Miss Pooja. ? by Harvinder Singh Gill
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The only things that run faster and
The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
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The oceans are filled with tears of
The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims. ? by Harvinder Singh Gill
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The only man who ever outsmarted
The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
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The only reason ShahRukh Khan
The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!! ? by Harvinder Singh Gill