Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko, AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,

yr! …plz dont dsturb me more. leave me alone. lst nyt i didnt sleep, thinking of u. so dnt play wid my lyf..! santa said 2 mosquito. 🙂 🙂

young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

Wo Waqt wo lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge….. Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge… Door se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko. Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge…

Wife: Yesterday night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes. Husband: I saw your Dad paying the bill.

Wife: sardarji! peechay betha hua shakhs meri bra main haath daal raha hai Santa: oye chup kar! us ko kia pata ke purse mere paas hai

Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam…… ;->

Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A. The noise gave him a headache.

Why did Santa sleep with a scale Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife to pizza hut Because he wanted free dilevery.