Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai Santa : Sir, Mother! Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai Santa kuch sochne lagta hai Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai Santa : Teen maidam. Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao. Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’ ‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. D’I am not your son.’ I called you beta because…

SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho, Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA Ek baar’MAA’ kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga. Submitted By : Vijay Kumawat ([email protected])

simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, A simple Care make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. ………… ……… ……… ……… ……… .. .. I Miss U

Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Shopkeeper: Sir, do you want a pocket calculator? Santa: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.

Shikayat nah karta zamaane sey koi, Agar maan jaata mananey sey koi, Kissi koh phir yaad na karta koi, Agar bhool jaate bhoolane sey koi.

Sharing a Bed Two drunks, Santa and Banta, enter a hotel late at night. They approach the clerk, and Santa says, ‘..