Category: Santa Banta Jokes

See what a spelling mistake can do… Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

sardarji’s son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ……..? sardar :- give him a glass of water!!

Sardarji, tell me …, what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know – it means…. S – Sardaron ke M – Mazak udane ki S – Service

sardarji ko Telenor main costumer care officer ki job mil gayi Caller: sim block ho gayi hai Sardar: phenk issay aur Warid ki nayi sim daal le apna khayal rakhiye ga Ufone call karne ka shukria

Sardarji got a new job:1st day he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did til eveng? sardar:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i made it correct.

sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

SARDAR: Aaj mein ne paani ko ullu banaya

Sardar went to a mirror shop & said iski garanty kya hai? Shopkeeper: ise aap 100 floors se niche girao tu ye 99 floors tk nahi tootega. Sardar: wow pack it now

Sardar to another sardar.:)……to bata k meri tokri me kya hai,to sab ande tere,or ye bata ke kitney hain to 8 ke 8 tery,aur agar ye bata dey kis ke hain to murgi bi teri. 2nd Sardar Hint dey yar

Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day When She Was Sixty. She Is Eighty Now & We Don’t Know Where D Hell She Is ;->