Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab. Sardar: Why are you praying for that? Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.

Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge. Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam ‘BAJI’ rakhn ge;-)

SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS WALLET, IN THE BUS, HIS PHOTO FELL OUT OF HIS WALLET, HE GOES 2 A LADY,’MADAM JI SARI UPHAR KAROGE PHOTO LENA HAI, AND ALL THE OTHER MEN IN THE BUS BEATED HIM UP!!!!!!!!

Sardar G was painting his living room one hot day. ‘Why’, his friend Santa Singh asked him, ‘are you wearing two jackets?’.’Because,’ said Banta Singh,’The directions on the can said to put on two coats’ ;->

Sardar enters shop & shouts where is my free gift with this mineral water? Salesman: Iske saath koi gift nahi hai. Sardar: Oye,ispe likha hai, bacteria free…

Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself – I’m sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney

Santu was curious, he asked his friend Bantu: ‘Was your wife a virgin when you married her? Puzzled Bantu: ‘I really don’t know. Some say yes. Some say no.’

Sante ne apne nave jame bache nu goddi ch chukiya. Thodi der bad bache ne Susu kar ta. Santa nurse nu bolia: Bibi eh piece leek karda hai badal ke leya. . .

Santa’s wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

Santasingh dials a no..A girl receives it. Santa who r u? Girl seeta here..santa oye maine to chandigarh phne kiya tha,ye ayodhya kaise pahunch gaya?