Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi ,Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga

Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda

Santas son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain. Bantas son: How Santas son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.

Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, ‘you are pregnant’. Angry santa shouts at wife, ‘Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de’.

Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa’s interview Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript : O : Mr. Santa Singh, after…

Santa’s interviewSanta Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer.Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.Following is the transcript :O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications

Santa’s Curtains Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pair of pi..

Santa’s English For your kind Information & Technology I no English Medium very well, I can talk English, I can see English, I can do English, Thanx Mention Not.

Santa’s father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not. Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night….