Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa’s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu- 8+8? Santa- Pata nahi sir Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai. (=awaD o_0 W!LD T3XT3R

Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi krwa diyo

Santa-muje munni chahiye. Wife-nahi muje munna chahiye. Santa-chalo gullu se puchte he. Santa & wife-gullu beta tumhe kya chahiye? Gullu-muje KUTTA Chahiye

SANTA-Oye tu kya kar raha hai? BANTA-Is baby ki aawaz record kar raha hun!!!!! SANTA-Kyun? BANTA-Wo jab bada ho jaega, use uska matlab puchunga!! ;->

Santa-kal papa kuwe me gir gaye, bahut chilla rahe the.Banta-ab kaise he Santa-theek hi honge,subah se kuwen se koi awaaz nahi aai

Santa-Banta broke a bank,but instead of cash they findbottles of chilled red wine.happily they drink and leftnext day headline~ Braking News ~’Blood Bank Robbed’

Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise Rikshawala: 10 RsSanta: 2Rs mein chalega to theek haiRikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

Santa-Doctor,I have a problm. Dr-Whats ur problem? Santa-I keep forgtng things. Dr-Since when you are having this Problem? Santa-Which problm..!!

Santa=5 jeev jantu de naam das jo pani vich tarde ne Banta=1 daddu Santa=theek hai hor das Banta=4 hor daddu

Santa`s Dream Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. Doctor: What was ..