Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi? Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu!

Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Banta:Simple Hai Yar Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na..

Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha, Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi? Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.

santa:-yeh scooty kab li banta:-kal raat ko ek larki mujhe bhut dor le gai aur kaha jo chahye le lo main scooty le aaya

Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.

Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya.. Banta:Kyon? S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu

Santa:yaar main apna purse ghar bhool aya mujhe 1000 Rs chahiyen Banta:fiker mat ker dost he dost k kaam ata hai yeh le 10 Rs rikshaw kerwa aur purse le aa

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi aayi, upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse karta? Niche ki seat pe koi ayaa hi nahi

Santa:Tune apni B.V ko diamond ring kyo di? Vo car chahti thi. Banta: Par me nakli car kahan se lau?

Santa:-Mein thermos laya hu,is mein thandi chiz thandi rehti hai Or garm chiz garm Banta:-to tune isme kya bhara Santa:3 cup coffee Or 2 Pepsi. ……..