Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir gaye aur jor jorse chilatey rhe.Banta:ab kaise hai? Santa:Ab teek honge,kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.

Santa:Kal Papa Kuwe Me Gir Gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi,Bahut Chilla Rahe The. Banta:Ab Kaise hai ? Santa:Theek Hi Honge,Kal Se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz nahi aaye …

Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it Banta:But how u fooled him? Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!

Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE…

SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAISANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.KOOD JA!

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara. Batna: Social Work? Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

Santa: Ye scooty kab li Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo , main Scooty le aya.

Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya? Banta: Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. kya du? Banta: Gold Ring de de!! Santa: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar! Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de!