Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Yaar suna hai teri BV bhag gai? Tera kya kehna hy? . . . . Banta: Bs yaar kya kahon ‘Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham’

Santa: Yaar Tum Nay Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyoon Di Banta: Yaar Wo Bari Character Less Thi Shaadi Muj Say Ki Hai Aur Bacha Bagwaan Say Mangti Hai

Santa: Yaar Maine Apni Girlfriend ko SMS Kiya K Main Raat ko Aaunga. Aur Main Raat Ko Gaya To, Wo Kisi Aur k Sath Thi. Banta: Tu Dil Chhota Mat Kar Yaar! Ho Sakta Hai K Msg He Na Mila Ho.

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . . Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ? Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai. . . ;->

Santa: Yaar google per ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna. Banta: Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru? Aur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k Google per kon se number bus jati hy?

Santa: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai, Ladke Mar ke Bhoot Ban Jate Hain. Banta: Aur Ladkiyan? . . . . . Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hai…

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

Santa: Yaar Banta, Doctor Ne Kaha Hy Mujhe AIDS Hy. Ye AIDS Hota Kia Hai. . . ? ? Banta: A – Ab I – Is D – Dunya Se S – Satt Shri Kal. . . ;->

Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black? Banta: ‘Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion’!