Category: Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol Banta: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream ‘Wouuuu-Wouuuuu’ and the other – ‘Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..’

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kyaa.. Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha ‘CHAALU KHAATA’

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta? Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy. Santa: Petrol & SMS? Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km Dur bike pr jana prta hy.

Santa: Why do you take your wife to night clubs only? Laloo: By the time she gets ready no other place is open.

Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful Is It Real Or Due To Make Up Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Santa: What’s the name of ur car? Banta: I don’t know but it starts with ‘T’ Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.

Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl. Santa: How does that help? Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!

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Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me Banta: Don t know. Santa: Well… He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!